Charlie Sheen slams AA, “Two and a Half Men” and Thomas Jefferson

During an interview with the Alex Jones Show, the actor called the co-creator of his hit TV show a “clown” and said his real name is “Hymie Levine” (Chuck Lorre’s name is Charles Michael Levine).

“I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that this un-evolved mind cannot process. I’ve spent, I think, close to the last decade I don’t know effortlessly and magically converted your tin can into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write,” he continued to say about Lorre.

“I was told if I went on the attack, they would cancel the show,” Sheen told host Alex Jones.

As for the women he parties with, Charlie said, “If I bring up these turds, these … losers, there’s no reason to then bring them back into the fold because I have real fame, they have nothing. They have zero. They have that night. And I will forget about them as the last image of them exits my beautiful home. And they will get out there and they will sell me and they will lose. Bring me a frickin’ challenge. It just ain’t there.”

In addition, Sheen slammed Alcoholics Anonymous, saying, “I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it.” He went on to call the organization a “cult” and “a bunch of losers,” who are “brainwashing his family.”

On his drugs and alcohol issues, Charlie commented, “I have a disease? Bulls–t. I cured it … with my mind … it’s all good guys. Quit panicking. No panic, no judgment … You can kill be but you do not have the right to judge me.”

Despite his fierce attack, the actor said he is ready to get to work as his CBS show resumes on Tuesday.

“I’ll be early,” he said. “I don’t sleep — I wait.”

TMZ has posted audio HERE.