Charlie Sheen craving for Mila Kunis on stage

During his performance in Columbus, Ohio on his “Torpedo of Truth” tour, Charlie Sheen said he would add Mila Kunis to his harem. But being a gentleman, the actor requested permission from his two goddesses.

“Mila Kunis. I mean, debate me, right? And here’s the good news – my goddesses have already f**king approved her… She’s pre-approved,” he said during the show.

“I would have great tolerance for many items missing provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis. Who wouldn’t? If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t because you can’t pay attention to her, you’re still f**king winning. You’re still winning at that moment,” the actor continued.

Charlie even went as far as admitting that he surfed the actress’ Facebook page to see what she loved, and buy it for her.

“I have tremendous faith in the young Mila Kunis. I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes, and I’m going to buy them all. And then she can come steal them! Super f**king hot thief! Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s**t for you to come steal.”