Blake Shelton responds to rumors about his marriage to Miranda Lambert

Miranda Lambert/Twitter

The latest rumors allege that he has cheated on his wife or that they’re about t become first-time parents.

“I just read back to back NEW stories that @mirandalambert and I are having a baby, divorcing, cheating and feuding with @cher. Must be true!,” he tweeted on Friday.

One of his followers responded to the message, saying, “Rule #1: The stories are never true unless the same thing is in at least 3 of them. Hope that helps.”

“Oh no! So I DID have s-x with a goat?!” the 37-year-old singer wrote in response.

As for claims that he and Miranda are heading for a $40 million divorce, he wrote: “If it costs 40 million dollars to get a divorce then how will we ever afford it?!!! We had that money set aside for health care!!!”

A recent magazine article claimed that Shelton is having a “crush” on Christina Aguilera, which reportedly upset his wife.